Kay, Jared, and Hanoush are all excellent jewelers. Every year that New England wins a Championship, Robert Kraft charges each of these three jewelers to a contest. The winner takes home the business.
There are three phases to the contest. Shotgunning beers is the first phase and the first jeweler to crush 14 bud heavies wins. Then the jewelers have to play with a midget’s balls. The first jeweler to make a perfect erection wins. Last the jewelers take diamonds and cut drawings into glass with their diamonds. Typically Kraft makes the jewlers draw something cool – past pictures have included a Continental soldier and a bayonette as well as a Porpoise.
Hanoush has won the contest once and Jared won twice. Stay tuned to see what Jeweler won the rights to adorn this years perfect New England Patriots with their rings.