VH1

Dear VHI,

I am writing in response to your July 24th airing of the 200 Greatest Pop Culture Icons. While I enjoyed the show, I was disappointed to find Ricky Martin ranked 160th.

Arguably the most profound Latino male of our generation, Ricky should have been ranked 14th. His first English album swept America off its feet. His dancing, his hair, his smile, and his teeth captivate even the most heterosexual males. He is the sexiest man in the world and has possibly created more orgasms than Bon Jovi.

Ricky Martin is a god. His most famous move, the giant triple whammy orgasm, has no equals. I suggest a show highlighting Ricky’s sexuality and his courageous ascent to the top of American pop culture.

Sincerely,

Gary Myndegapp

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